**To Bart**
I want to share something with you – the three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number one, ‘Cover for me.’
Number two, ‘Oh, good idea, boss.’
Number three, ‘It was like that when I got here.’
~ Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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Thanks for the correction!