Jen: (Trying to convince herself that her date is not gay) It’s a date. I’m sure it is. Why else would he ask me out? Moss: Well, don’t take this the wrong way, but could he have thought you were a man?
I want to share something with you – the three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number one, ‘Cover for me.’
Number two, ‘Oh, good idea, boss.’
Number three, ‘It was like that when I got here.’
Official: Are you sorry about what you did? House: Yes Official: Yes? House: That’s the correct answer, isn’t it? Official: Are you trying to annoy us? House: No, I’m just trying to give you the answers you need to cover your asses, fill out your forms and let me out of here. Official: We need you to show us remorse House: Is that how our system works? Release the best actors?