One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
~ Master Oogway, Kung Fu Panda
Mr.Tweedy: What is it?
Mrs.Tweedy: It’s a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in, pies come out.
Mr.Tweedy: Ooh, what kind of pies?
Mrs.Tweedy: (Sarcastically) Apple.
Mr.Tweedy: (Excitedly) My favourite!
~ Chicken Run
If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
~ The Joker in ‘The Dark Knight’.