Jen: (Trying to convince herself that her date is not gay) It’s a date. I’m sure it is. Why else would he ask me out?
Moss: Well, don’t take this the wrong way, but could he have thought you were a man?

~ The IT Crowd



You may say I can’t prove that God exists, but, you can’t prove he doesn’t.

~ Brother Sam to Dexter, Dexter